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Him. <3

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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unfreshing:

there’s literally no way to tell how many chameleons are in your house

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• chinese: ching chang chong
• korean: chinghae chanmnida chongsayo
• japanese: chingneko changdesu chongkawaii
• viet: chingbuc changbuc chongbuc
• filipino: PUUTANGG INAAAA MOOOOO!!!! JKSDVNOJBFNFL
• thai: 55555555555

• News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
• News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
• News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
• Britain: wat.
• News in America: Man throws intestines at police
• Britain: wat
• News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
• News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
• Britain: Shit Canada.
• America: You fucked up.
• Canada: Man saws off own foot to avoid work

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